Grilled white wine and vanilla marinated chicken breast in a whole wheat club with grilled red onion, sauteed peppers, lettuce, roasted garlic mayonaise and finished with goat cheese. Served with southern style onion rings, made to order.

Waitress: Hey, on table 24, they want the omelet really not well done.
Me: ok.
*Sauteed Mushroom and Spinach omelet delicately cooked. Flipped and folded with Monterey Jack. Ready to plate. *
Waitress: That guy just asked for no  mushrooms in the omelet. Does that work?
Me. mmmmmmuuurmer.
Result: Customer gets new free omelet. Omelet goes in trash.

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